What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 16:47
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
HELLO
Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
After a few moments he returns.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Why should the law care about what I do behind closed doors?
{RING} {RING}
Yes sir it is.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do people really have sex with animals?
Sure no problem officer.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?